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1. Zlatan peels an onion and the onion started crying

2. Zlatan is still playing in 2022 guys🤣🤣🤣

3. These are not even top 50 savage things zlatan says

4. Zlatan doesn’t play football
   Football play Zlatan

5. 1:56 Zlatan cu Mutu

6. This guy 🤣 A genius

7. Nothing she already has Zlatan. 👑

8. Swedish football God

9. “Im Zlatan. Who the hell are you?”

10. When zlatan looks in the mirror nothing appears
    
    Because there is only one zlatan

11. When Zlatan went to the church, he was the one who baptised the priest.

12. Once a tv did a report with him in Appiano Gentile training center of Inter. A guy walked up to them and silently told Ibra that the training is about to start, and he then replied, "training starts when I say so". Of course they all laughed it off, but actually he did finish the report:)
    That was in Mancini's time though, not sure if he would come up with that to Mou or his crew.

13. The God and his students

14. When Zlatan logs in with a new iTunes account, Apple accepts his terms and conditions

15. Zlatan doesn't become old
    Age become old

16. • Zlatan one took a lie detector test, the machine confessed everything.

    • Zlatan once killed two stones with one bird

    • When Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook, he had already a friend request waiting from Zlatan

    • Zlatan doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion

    • When Zlatan was a kid, his parents slept in his bed when they were scared

    • Zlatan beat the Mona Lisa in a starting competition

    • When Zlatan comes to your house you are the guest

    • Zlatan's father's name is Zlatan junior

    • Zlatan's email: [email protected]. com

    • Zlatan uses sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes

    • Zlatan and Hulk once had a fight. The loser had to paint himself green the rest of his life

    • People found Zlatan's diary; now it is known as the Guiness Book of World Records

    • Zlatan once kicked the earth, it's still spinning

    • Zlatan once missed two school days in a row. Those are now known as Saturday and Sunday

    • Zlatan once went out for a bike ride and accidentally win the Tour de France

    • When Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had two missed calls from Zlatan

    • Zlatan once went to a hospital and the hospital got cured

    • Zlatan gave his boss a job interview

    • Oxygen need Zlatan to survive

    • When Zlatan comes to your home, you ask him the Wi-Fi password

17. Zlatan doesn't look at the mirror, the mirror looks at Zlatan

18. "You bought a Ferrari but you drive it like a Fiat" what a response. In the end I'm happy that Zlatan played for AC Milan, United and went to MLS while Barca fans witnessed the Golden Trio of Messi, Iniesta and Xavi. But still Zlatan is not a player you tret liek trash, not in your worst nightmares.

19. This guy literally played on every continent

20. Lions don't compare themselves to humans 🦁🦁🦁🦁

21. He didn’t say I’m zlatan who the hell are you

22. zlatan wears sunglasses so that his eyes don't hurt the sun.

23. Zlatan talked with Chuck Norris, the world collapsed

24. “I’m Zlatan who the hell are you”

25. How can you forget 'I am zlatan who the heck are you '

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27. Zlatan once caught Securities while stealing.

28. You have a very annoying voice.

29. "I am Zlatan, who the hell are you?

30. 1. When Zlatan works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does

    2. When Zlatan comes to your house he gives you the Wi-fi password.

    3. Zlatan once went to cinema and the movie watched Zlatan for two hours.

    4. Zlatan does not draw teams in the Champions League, teams draw Zlatan.

    5. Zlatan's keyboard doesn't have a question mark, Zlatan only has answer.

    6. Zlatan can tie his boots with his feet.

    7. Zlatan once took an IQ-test and the IQ-test immdiatly got updated.

    8. Zlatan once met the Pope and made him become a muslim and then a cristian again.

    9. When Zlatan crosses the immigration boards the officers shows their passport to Zlatan.

    10. Zlatan once went out for bike ride and accidentaly won the " Tour D'France ".

    11. When Zlatan and the priest sat in the confession chair the priest confessed his sins to Zlatan.

    12. When Zlatan chops onions the onion cries.

    13. When Zlatan sleeps the dream dreams about Zlatan.

    14. 911 calls Zlatan for help

31. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

32. When Zlatan sneezes, every virus dies

33. Zlatan is suffered from corona virus now the virus is in quarantine

34. 2:28 haha😅

35. Zlatan's gmail is gmail@zlatan.com

36. Zlatan doesn`t win the Champions League, the Champions League wins Zlatan

37. It's not global warming.. it's zlatan yawning..

38. Half of these are in 442oons now 😂

39. I'm zlatan who the hell are u

40. I came like a king left like a legend

41. We don’t wanna hear YOU say the quotes. Play the clips.

42. Zlatan once missed two days of school, those days were later called Saturday and Sunday

43. Like : 442oons zlatan
    Comment : zlatan

44. Ridiculously stupid 🤣 Seriously John Carew is a a football legend and never told you he played orange 🍊🤣🤣🤣 so yeah as a footballer he plays with balls ⚽️ . FYI Zlatan dear it’s easier to kick an orange 🍊 than a ball ⚽️ where you have to struggle with air making it more difficult 🤣🤣 so yeah keep it up with your orange 🍊🤣🤣🤣🤣

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