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1. How is haaland not no 1 he’s a robot 🤖

2. If you dont appreciate what Haaland is doing, then you have never kicked a ball.

3. Miles saying nketia is better than isak is unforgivable lack of ball knowledge

4. tego dont know ball

5. naa the City agenda was real, no Alvarez but Nketiah and Weghorst? man must’ve been drinking laced maggys before this show

6. halland is like shaq in his prime. everyone knows what he wants to do (knows what he CAN do) but no one can stop him. as a utd fan im excited to see his career play out.

7. nueiz compaired to squerz im done this show slowley dying

8. Weghorst over Julian Alvarez is NUTSSSS. The fact that it was general consensus Alvarez shouldn't make the list is a massive howler. Also Felix is NOT a 9 Havertz has been the one leading the line for Chelsea when they're both on the pitch

9. Weghorst in the top ten is an absolute howler

10. 58:25

11. 53:12

12. 47:55

13. 47:00

14. 47:09

15. 39:03

16. 38:58

17. 9:55

18. 8:58

19. 8:17

20. 8:01

21. This miles brother doesn't know ball.
    He's just arrogant

22. 54:54 and yet against Newcastle Utd he missed his first Penalty.

23. miles is jarring man

24. Why does PK kinshasa have 8 phones

25. Tego doesn’t know how
    To say my bad 😂

26. Theses sfx need to gooo😂😂😂😂😂

27. Blows my head now these man rub out haaland. A strikers job is to bag goals if it comes off your head your back your toe or your prick, a goal is a goal and no one is doing it like him

28. Harry Kane better than Haaland LOL

29. The ball knowledge STINKS in this… but the comedic value is 10/10.

30. This episode should be Howlers. Tego said we've been talking about him for 2yr wtf that gotta do with this season and even worse if they spend that much on him and he only gave them 10+games smh

31. Poet getting the GC

32. love to bum Harry Kane you lot

33. audio was doing backflips this episode ngl

34. Pretty sure all these rent boys have AIDS.

35. Your defence trouble Eddie nketiah is in the room ! Tego felt that flame

36. WAIT HAALAND ISNT FIRST WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS EPISODE MAN

37. nah miles is unbearable i keep watching and he keeps getting worse

38. miles is by far the most jarring person on the internet he doesn’t know ball and pretends he does and then he makes everything about arsenal every single episode

39. All the tap-in narrative and Haaland goes and hits a bicycle kick

40. Man said Bernardo and Grealish have great mid-range shots to disrespect Haaland. Funny.

41. Lippy is quality 😂

42. Mitrovic where?

43. Talked about how son doesn’t want to score this weekend he scored a worldie, said Haaland only scored tap ins, this weekend scored an overhead kick, said Ivan Toney never misses penalties, this weekend missed a penalty, it’s mad 😂😂

44. Sorry fellas. Kane or Toney does not even come close to Haaland.

45. Imagine having a 1 hour podcast and not dropping timestamps..

46. If we’re being honest miles definitely knows more football than tego

47. Haaland… hold my 🍺 where's my puskas

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