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1. What he is saying is that by ‘relaxing’ he was downloading Windows 1000 bros a monster

2. He is training on 50 goals for the season.

3. bro even his forehead has abs

4. Please come to Yeovil town fc haaland

5. His English is incredible. Don’t know if he grew up in England or something?

6. It looks like they photoshopped his face onto a giant… unstoppable I’d say!

7. I wonder how he'd look with facial hair

8. Whatever you win in ur entire carrier its nothing infront of World cup!
   Just think of lionel Messi. He has everything,but still there was always a big hunger of world cup. After 2days ago he won it. Now he's a complete footballer.

   Erling , you've to join a strong European side which team plays every world cup. So that you've a chance to prove it. One day might be you win some ballon d'ors but still its nothing infront of mbappea world cup & wc golden boot.

9. POV: Haaland uh uh

10. wow, I saw Haaland up close, his face really looks like a robot 🤖🤖🤖

11. That's some record on his word count

12. czlowiek drzewo

13. He's doing better now with interviews. His English is decent.

14. Go on Bjorn Ironside 💪👊MCFC OK

15. His head looks like it's on steroids 🤣

16. Erling Harlan’s your my favourite player
    for Man City

17. Quite well?

18. He could have played for England but he betrayed his country of birth to play for Scandi Minnows

19. U are no mbappe

20. I feel bad for him having to miss out on the World Cup, but as a City fan we need him to stay fit.

21. He’s balding 😂😂😂

22. When he does a line and stutters his words

23. House hunting in Barcelona 😂

24. The Premier League isn’t ready for the post World Cup portion of the season, as a Spurs fan I am truly frightened, but also relieved, because Arsenal cannot win the league and this man will stop that but I also want Kane to win the golden boot, priorities 😂😂🤷🏼‍♂️

25. ‘Quite well’

26. Playing for Ashton United i guess 😅….but with no offense ✌️

27. Pep going to make him the beast and he's going to break many many records…

28. If he was English, England would have had a chance to win the WC

29. Now I'm an aston united fan

30. Ashton United crying rn

31. Probably will eat chippy everyday

32. Guy could chisel stone with that brow

33. Feel sorry for the players who haven't had a rest dealing with a well rested haaland 🤣 it will put him a good few months in front of everyone in terms of longevity in the season ahead.

34. Ashton united???

35. That is a reason why he should had chose to be England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

36. "uh" – Erling Haaland 2022

37. Praying he doesn't have to play liverpool or Brentford again. Or any team with a decent defence.

38. Ashton United for a 28 day training sesh with the lads. 😏

39. I think the teams in that World Cup will be relieved he’s not there because he will bully everyone’s defence

40. Play for England! He legally can

41. One day he will hopefully qualify for the world cup

42. Ratio

43. Come to Ashton United

44. He's been media trained.
    A year ago his answer just would've been " Work Hard"

45. No Ashton united then 😅

46. What a beast 💪👏

47. This dude is a legend. He says he doesn't need to change anything. What a legend!

48. If Majin Buu was a real life character this would be what he looks like!

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